Congratulations! You have reached the Secret Internet Page. Know that by finding this page, you have passed through the final veil to Wizardry, and that everything you say from this point forward will be brilliant. Your hair will grow back (disclaimer: only if applicable). You will grow extra fingers. You will gain the ability to program computers directly in binary and will scoff at the sissies who use assembly language. You will be able to teach newbie linux users to install wine successfully on their first attempt;but you will persuade them not to.
If you feel you have reached this page in error please close your browswer, and begin smacking yourself in the forehead with a Java textbook repeating the phrase, "There is no secret internet page. There is no secret internet page. There is..." until you fall unconscious.
NEVER SPEAK OF THIS TO ANYONE!!!!!!!!!
Thank you.
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